Have a ball trying to bankrupt these shady professionals!

doctor duck
Dr. Yul B. Overbilled

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and it has a doctor's bag, it's probably Dr. Yul B. Overbilled, board certified Whipcashologist™!

A master of double-talk and big fancy words, he can run up a huge bill faster than you can say Whipca$h™.

You won't need x-ray vision to see through his intentions and you'll really love putting this doctor on a monetary starvation diet!

lawyer shark
Mr. I. Ben Chasinbucks

This lawyer has the ability to bring tears to the eyes of the toughtest jury (he's even better when his client is actually injured)!

Faster than a speeding laser beam, this guy doesn't chase ambulances - he drives them! He usually beats the police to the scene of the smallest fenderbender (unless, of course, he's busy beating a client out of money).

You'll have a blast chasin' his bucks for a change!

insurance agent snake
Mr. Robin U. Daily

What can be said about a guy who spends four hours a day creating excuses why claims won't be paid, and the other four hours each day sending out premium increase notices?

It's no wonder why snakes have such poor eyesight. This guy could reduce your 20/20 eyesight to the visual acuity of a bat by the time you're finished reading all of the clauses, riders and fineprint in your policy (microscope not included).